arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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niallerls:

MY UNCLE ALWAYS TELLS ME NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL U UR FAVORITE BAND IS A “PHASE” BECAUSE HES LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS FOR 17 YEARS AND HE STILL DOES

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slaydude:

when your friend likes somebody who harassed you

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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too

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heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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waakeme-up:

taco-bell-rey:

When you fart in class and it doesn’t make a sound

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

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lukes-penguinn:

5sosexytime:

ashhhirwin:

elflukey:

ashtonstawp:

is this calum’s handwriting? because damn, he has better handwriting than i do 

i’m pretty sure it’s his sisters, because above it you can see how it says “love you brosef” and all the handwriting matches

and the fact that down the bottom it says love your number 1 fan mali lol

mali cant spell beginning 

THIS IS WAY CUTE

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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